no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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