Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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