I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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