So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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