I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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