guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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