He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
All I want is dick and wine.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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