You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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