thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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