I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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