He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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