We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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