Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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