that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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