my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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