he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
