This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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