Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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