So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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