I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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