did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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