Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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