She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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