Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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