the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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