I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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