i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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