omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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