If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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