you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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