: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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