My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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