wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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