i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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