Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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