You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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