Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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