i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
You were trust falling into bushes
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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