How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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