In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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