I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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