He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
