he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
handjob tips. give me some.
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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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