It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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