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what?
penguin condom
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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