i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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