I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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