so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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