Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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