i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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