He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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