Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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