i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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