dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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