come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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