Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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