"it" just moved
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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