Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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