is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Floor bacon is actually really good
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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