No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
you had me at cake vodka
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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