So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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