Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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