I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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